Home for lost souls

[Dave's Not Here Man]

Yeah I did it. have gone to Hard Times a few times in the last month or so. Even sitting on the smoking side. It's been right on my way home from the job and a couple of times I picked up George since it was raining and all he has is his bike... and HT is close to his house, so it saves me longer trips taking him back and then me getting home. Their bottle beer is 2.25 and it's real cold. CJX service has been suffering of late and their beer is not ice cold for some reason, albeit only 2.00 during happier hours.

ANYWHOOOOO

Yesterday George walks in and announces my damn birthday to everyone and JEEZOPETE! in start coming the beers and drinks. Then the waitress asks "what year were you born" and I was like ( probably indecipherable at that point) "what difference does that make", and she puts her hand on my shoulder and says "what. year. were. you. born." so I obliged with '65. Off she goes.

When she comes back she has this shooter glass and hands it to me. I'm now speaking in German, or tongues "vas ist das?" and she says for your birthday they take the month, day, and year, and pick the three bottles from where they are in that order and make you a shooter out of them.

8- Coconut Rum
29- Strawberry Vodka
65- Hennessey VO


An hour later:

[minx]

Hold it - how the hell did you get home? Did George ride you on his bike?

[pasta]

I miss Hard Times. I haven't been on the smoking side but once or twice since it became the smoking side, though. The girls behind the bar used to pour me Jack and Cokes that were JACK and coke. Made many a bad decision there....

[Dave's Not Here Man]

True that brutha. I had a few of those yesterday too. The girl making the drinks was making them in a respectable fashion. Join me some day. It won't be that bad. I promise. I'll keep my hands to myself unlike some fuggers!!!

[Dave's Not Here Man]

Aug 30, 2017 13:35:43 GMT -5 minx said:

Hold it - how the hell did you get home? Did George ride you on his bike?

In answer to your first question- Very fuckn cawefuwwy.

and to the follow up- I don't ride bitch/ last time I did, I was picking gravel out of my skin for a month.