Post by rally2xs on Apr 14, 2018 0:24:47 GMT -5
Pirate Captain Walks into His Favorite Bar.
Bartender says, "Oh my God, what happened to you?"
Pirate Captain says, "What do you mean, I feel fine!"
Bartender says, "But you didn't have that wooden leg when you were in here last time."
Pirate Captain says, "Oh, we got in a battle and I got hit by a cannon ball, but they fixed me up with this wooden leg. I feel fine, really."
Bartender says, "But your hand... you have a hook... what happened to your hand?"
Pirate Captain says, "Oh, we got into another battle, I boarded another ship, got into a sword fight, and got my hand cut off. But I got this hook, and I feel fine, really."
Bartender says, "But you have an eye patch. What happened to your eye?"
Pirate Captain says, "Oh, a bird was flying over, and pooped in my eye."
Bartender says, "You lost your eye from bird poop?"
Pirate Captain says, "Well... it was me first day with the hook..."
Bartender says, "Oh my God, what happened to you?"
Pirate Captain says, "What do you mean, I feel fine!"
Bartender says, "But you didn't have that wooden leg when you were in here last time."
Pirate Captain says, "Oh, we got in a battle and I got hit by a cannon ball, but they fixed me up with this wooden leg. I feel fine, really."
Bartender says, "But your hand... you have a hook... what happened to your hand?"
Pirate Captain says, "Oh, we got into another battle, I boarded another ship, got into a sword fight, and got my hand cut off. But I got this hook, and I feel fine, really."
Bartender says, "But you have an eye patch. What happened to your eye?"
Pirate Captain says, "Oh, a bird was flying over, and pooped in my eye."
Bartender says, "You lost your eye from bird poop?"
Pirate Captain says, "Well... it was me first day with the hook..."