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Post by Dave's Not Here Man on Aug 31, 2019 12:06:59 GMT -5
Of our faith.
Why does draft beer seem to always taste like it is filtered through a dirty jock strap these days?
#bottleplease
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Post by k9krap on Aug 31, 2019 13:25:21 GMT -5
In my opinion, all beer tastes that way.
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Post by Dave's Not Here Man on Aug 31, 2019 13:53:21 GMT -5
That's just your opinion. I stated fact!
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Post by Dave's Not Here Man on Aug 31, 2019 16:57:12 GMT -5
Mrs. I'm on the pill shares your sentiment.
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Post by k9krap on Aug 31, 2019 18:25:40 GMT -5
I drank gallons in my teens, but it wasn’t because it tasted delicious. I had one purpose - blissful escape. We used to go to Pizza Hut and drink it with straws, to hasten the oblivion. My husband was a beer drunk. The smell of it sweating out of his pores was the most disgusting thing, except for his belches which were also combined with peanut M&Ms. 🤮🤮🤮🤮
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Post by Dave's Not Here Man on Aug 31, 2019 18:33:46 GMT -5
I smell mainly of elderberries.
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Post by No. 1 son on Aug 31, 2019 18:59:32 GMT -5
I drank gallons in my teens, but it wasn’t because it tasted delicious. I had one purpose - blissful escape. We used to go to Pizza Hut and drink it with straws, to hasten the oblivion. My husband was a beer drunk. The smell of it sweating out of his pores was the most disgusting thing, except for his belches which were also combined with peanut M&Ms. 🤮🤮🤮🤮 You know Daddy rewards you when you talk like that. |
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Post by k9krap on Aug 31, 2019 20:01:20 GMT -5
Hit me harder, Papa!
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Post by Dave's Not Here Man on Aug 31, 2019 20:06:38 GMT -5
Well this took an unexpected turn.
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Post by minx on Sept 1, 2019 12:47:13 GMT -5
I just hope Larry has a safe word that Pam is willing to listen to. Cause you know she's gonna start by telling him to get down on his knees and bark like a dog.
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Post by Dave's Not Here Man on Sept 1, 2019 19:31:46 GMT -5
Safe word is GUACAMOLE.
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Post by minx on Sept 2, 2019 11:34:52 GMT -5
I thought it was a 4 word term
Ice Cold Diet Coke
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Post by No. 1 son on Sept 2, 2019 17:16:41 GMT -5
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Post by minx on Sept 3, 2019 8:17:57 GMT -5
So disobedient! That man needs a prong collar so he learns how to heel properly without being pulled.
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Post by Dave's Not Here Man on Sept 3, 2019 9:01:37 GMT -5
Y'all need Jesus.
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Post by No. 1 son on Sept 3, 2019 9:27:51 GMT -5
Dear Lord baby Jesus, lyin' there in your ghost manger, just lookin' at your Baby Einstein developmental videos, learnin' 'bout shapes and colors, please take the wheel and help the Minx to find the light.
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Post by Dave's Not Here Man on Sept 3, 2019 9:34:20 GMT -5
aYY MEN
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Post by minx on Sept 3, 2019 9:47:00 GMT -5
I am the light and the darkness. All who follow me shall be confused!
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Post by Dave's Not Here Man on Sept 3, 2019 10:04:53 GMT -5
Okay thanks, now at least I can start a list-
1. Flashlight
2. Sunglasses
3.
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Post by minx on Sept 3, 2019 14:10:25 GMT -5
3. Beer
Join us next week as John E. Rotten continues on his quest for the golden grail - a decent beer.
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Post by No. 1 son on Sept 3, 2019 17:10:37 GMT -5
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Post by minx on Sept 4, 2019 10:07:26 GMT -5
I dunno - this is the track that comes to mind when I think of you and your quest
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Post by No. 1 son on Sept 4, 2019 11:07:34 GMT -5
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Post by minx on Sept 4, 2019 12:23:22 GMT -5
Go find that beer!
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Post by No. 1 son on Sept 4, 2019 13:01:18 GMT -5
Appeal to his softer side
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Post by No. 1 son on Sept 4, 2019 13:58:42 GMT -5
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