It's my understanding

[Dave's Not Here Man]

That heresy, hypocrisy, and blasphemy are frowned upon in both testaments of Christco's employee manual. Still trying to figure out how these people so love a man who is one, a man, and two, literally everything that Christco's majority shareholder is not. I think this should be something the super pacs ought to chirp on about 1000 times a day on every media that's out there.

It's not like shame would work on most of them, but it might work on enough of them to reevaluate their motives.

[minx]

Sometimes you need the devil to combat the evil of the world.

And as long as he claims to be 'pro-life' and anti-gay, that's all evangelicals care about.

Never mind that almost every pro-life person I've talked to is against birth control, expanding the reach of obstetrical care to pregnant women, and increasing funding for things like medicaid and food stamps so the little darlings can get enough to eat. But they love life in the uterus for sure.....

[Dave's Not Here Man]

Well yeah, that's because Jesus went all over the USA and preached extensively on the subjects of abortion and homosexuality. He rarely proselitized on matters of charity that you use to your own personal benefit, stealing, cheating, lying, bragging, bearing false witness, storing your money, adultery, and mocking the disabled, and all that minor stuff that hardly ever came up.

[minx]

I believe he said we could overlook all of that as long as we didn't take his name in vain....

[bobathon]

That dude has paid for more abortions than most people.


Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!"
He said, "Nobody loves me."
I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"
He said, "Yes."
I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?"
He said, "A Christian."
I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?"
He said, "Protestant."
I said, "Me, too! What franchise?"
He said, "Baptist."
I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?"
He said, "Northern Baptist."
I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"
He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist."
I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?"
He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region."
I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?"
He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912.
I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.