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Post by minx on Nov 11, 2022 11:47:59 GMT -5
Elon Musk says Twitter is hemorrhaging money!
Stunning news! Stunning.
The real question is - will he file for bankruptcy before or after Thanksgiving?
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Post by Dave's Not Here Man on Nov 11, 2022 12:32:34 GMT -5
Wasn't that his plan all along? Or was it to make it a pay site? Either way, let's just welcome him to the world of pirate equity firms.
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Post by bobathon on Nov 11, 2022 13:16:21 GMT -5
It must be intentional.
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Post by minx on Nov 11, 2022 13:43:09 GMT -5
Oh I say it's 100% intentional on Twitter's part.
Musk thought he could force them to reveal internal secrets by forcing them to sell, and Twitter decided to self-implode rather than let him win.
It still cracks me up that they forced him to go through with the sale - that was a nice FU to him. And now he's having to sell all his Tesla stock to finance it.
Sadly, his fans all still think that shit like Tesla and Space X were his 'brain children' and ignore that he's super rich and was able to hire super smart people to make his rocket and electric cars. Cause otherwise calling him a brainless git would be rude to other gits.
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Post by k9krap on Nov 11, 2022 20:50:04 GMT -5
They had to shut down the “Twitter Blue” thing today ($8 for a check mark) because of impersonations. 🤣🤣🤣Who didn’t foresee this issue, except for Elon?
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Post by minx on Nov 14, 2022 10:19:04 GMT -5
OMG, the impersonators were hysterical though! Tesla - we're sending 10,000 of our cars to Ukraine, as they're the most explosive devices on the planet! Nintendo had Mario giving everyone the finger and talking about how he lusts after Luigi Chiquita Bananas saying they had completed their take over of Brazil
So many - I'm not on Twitter, but my friend was sending me screenshots and I was rolling.
Meanwhile Elon says everyone has to come back to the office because the free lunch Twitter provides all in-office employees costs $400 a day and the food is going to waste.
Now, I'm no financial genius, but it seems like he could just maybe, I don't know here....eliminate the free lunches?
But I'm just a girl who slaps some ham and mustard between two slices of bread and grabs some chips at noon, so what do I know?
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Post by bobathon on Nov 16, 2022 19:52:39 GMT -5
Eli Lilly is pissed. A message like "Insulin will now be free" hammered their stocks. Bets on them putting ads on twitter?
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Post by minx on Nov 17, 2022 9:36:55 GMT -5
They'll be back - right now their ads are 'on hold' - so sending a nice clear message to the Head Twit to get his act together, but not shooting themselves in the foot yet.
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