Balmex

[k9krap]

I bought a jar back when I was forced to use diapers regularly during my overuse of magnesium episode.   Diapers can rub in spots not rubbed by underwear, causing tender spots.  A couple applications of Balmex, and they disappeared!

As I’ve stated before, I’ve been working on this area under my left boob.  At first I thought it was yeast, as it is in a dark, damp-ish area, and treated it with an anti fungal.   No change after a few weeks, so I switched to cortisone.  After a few months, it’s still no better.  I saw the jar of Balmex on the bathroom counter and figured, “What the hell?  Why not?”  Believe it or not, it’s almost gone!  

My theory is that my bra irritated the area on one of the rare times I put one on (I call it trussing myself up! 🤣🤣🤣).  Since I’m no longer having to go out for groceries, my bra use is extremely rare.  Yes, they sag very very low and get in the way quite often.  But they’re happy.  

[minx]

Probs TMI for John and Bob, but I almost never wear a bra anymore, even when going to the grocery store. After all, my dudes, do you truss the gentlemen up with a jock to make sure they're supported and firm? Nope? Well then the girls want to be freeeeeeeeeeeee!

Seriously though, I've gone to some naturalist resorts, and once you go bare, you never want to go back. Plus the majority of people don't care what you look like without clothes I'm finding. It's very refreshing.

[Dave's Not Here Man]

I'm kind of at a loss for words right now.

[minx]

C'mon - let your freak flag fly!

[k9krap]

Nope. Can’t go bare. That’s one reason I hate hot weather. I feel secure in clothing. I also cannot sleep without covers. Plus, NO ONE wants to see this mess. My G breasts swinging and hanging like Spanish moss.

I cannot go out in public braless because of that. There’s too much bouncing, swinging, swaying that draws attention to the boobage. I hate that. You know - you’re talking to someone and they are staring at your chest. And I seldom dressed to show cleavage. And I hate hate hate tight clothes. So I never flaunted my mega bust. Shit, I was teased (and bullied) about it since high school. Accused of stuffing my bra; given names like “white cloud” and “charmin”; etc. Never been a fan of bras or breasts.

[k9krap]

And, it’s gone! All the crustiness and ick is gone. Just a bit of red at the site of new skin! It’s a miracle. The weird spots on my leg aren’t so lucky. But I didn’t have much hope for them.

[k9krap]

Do your boobs hang low?🎵
Do they wobble to and fro?🎶
Can you tie them in a knot?🎶
Can you tie them in a bow?🎵
Can you throw the over your shoulder
Like a continental soldier?🎶🎵
Do your boobs hang low?🎵🎶🎵🎶

[Dave's Not Here Man]

Pam, you might want to try and get your name out there for doing product jingles, mottos, and Tag lines. Or at LEAST do a product review on their website... or any website where you bought it.


I had one for the ladies- Kotex Tampons- We're not number one bit we're up there!


Full disclosure: that line is super old. My old store manager and later friend used to say it regularly. 40 years ago.

[k9krap]

That song is super old, too. My mom used to sing it (she, too, was well-endowed, too). The song also works with balls. I believe that was the original version long ago.

[minx]

Yes, the original song was about balls - my husband sang it in boy scouts

Speaking of balls, I bet Balmex would work wonders on ball rash. John and Bob should let us know if they ever have the cause to use it...

[Dave's Not Here Man]

Actual crotch rot? Oh yeah, had that once or twice. Whatever is in Tinactin Extra Yeast usually takes care of the problem pretty well. I think the first time I ever got it I panicked and went to the doctor.


Note: That was before I was married, so it could've been just about anything.

[k9krap]