I'm going to have a field day

[Dave's Not Here Man]

Next time I'm anywhere near someone talking about woke this and woke that, cancel culture, or anything they spit off their forked tongue.

Already working on a whole routine and I might even try to record it

My best redneck voice-

Y'all look uh here, them gawdam Dixie chicks needa shut their fat pie holes and stay out of politics same as the hollyweird pedophiles. Waitress, honey, a round of bud lahhts fer everyb.... What? Kid rock and Travis tritt said bud lahts fer woke Genny benders and queers ok make that a round of Coors Lahht on, huh? Coors lahht sponsors pride parades? Gawwwdammit I guess it's Miller Lahht and Ted Nugent, because fuck the libs!

[k9krap]

Why is it better to be asleep? No one can explain that to me.

[minx]

Oh wait honey - just have a stray dog piss in a glass and bring that to me instead. Tastes just like Bud anyway.

[Dave's Not Here Man]

I think it's kind of funny how the right wingers have taken the woke thing and run with it as their battle cry against ohhhh, I dunno, equal rights maybe? Wasn't it called that at one time? Weren't half or more of the Bill Of Rights based on what we call "wokeism"? Aren't things like equal pay for equal work, clean air and water, marriage equality, social security, labor laws, or 1000 other things people seem to forget were because of "wokeness"?

It's why they want to burn books and defund the libraries. Because if we allow the people to be exposed to freedom of ideas and the perpetuate factual information, they can gain further control of the uneducated masses. See Bob's sig line.

[k9krap]

Yep. They want everyone asleep and poor.