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Post by minx on Feb 29, 2024 11:59:39 GMT -5
I got a gift card from my mom for my birthday. I used it to order a bidet like the rich folk do.
Not sure if I'll like it, and not sure if it heats the water before squiring it on your backside. If it doesn't you can rest assured that I will re-take my place amongst the peasants and return it!
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Post by Dave's Not Here Man on Feb 29, 2024 17:49:50 GMT -5
I was in the massage chair yesterday and noted the one geographic area that it covers in which one could easily rationalize why females will literally stand in line for their 10 minutes worth. It allows targeted massage with several other functions including vibrate. I'll bet some of them go screeeeeeeech POP! When they get up.
So yeah shoot some warm water in my cooch and I'm lingering too.... Just sayin.
When in Rome....
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Post by minx on Mar 1, 2024 13:39:16 GMT -5
And while we're speaking of living large, I went to the grocery store yesterday!
I am definitely feeling like rich folk. A bidet and milk in one week!
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Post by Dave's Not Here Man on Mar 1, 2024 15:45:27 GMT -5
If you are really rich you would've bragged about filling up on gas too.
We have been working on our first of the month WM order for two days. We are switching to great value brand on more items than ever. Probably more than half.
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Post by minx on Mar 1, 2024 15:49:27 GMT -5
Gas? Do I look like Jeff Fucking Bezos to you?
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