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[Dave's Not Here Man]

As I'm sure you know, The American Taliban, Southern Chapter, has issued it's latest FATWA- All public schools will be required to post Musa's 10 directive's given to him by Allah. Not only shall they be posted in every classroom, but shall also be printed on parchment and in a clear and large type (font) so as to be able to be easily observed and read only by male students from the opposite side of the rooms.

Technically, I can't argue about this in public around here as not to offend the Partlowestani people. They are highly sensitive to the musings of infidels such as myself, and offering dissent may pose a danger to my uppermost appendage. 

So what you got on this? SCOTUS-wise that is, because it absolutely will end up there and the clerics know it.

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My vote is that SCOTUS says 'Okay by us' with the usual three dissenting and trying to protect democracy.
After all, they said that the football coach could kneel on the 50 yard line after games and ask the team to join him in thanking the Lord for every touchdown scored.

Twill never happen, but I'd love to see some students go to a school board meeting and ask the school board chairs what 'Thou shalt not commit adultery' means.
Mom and Dad are divorced and mom remarried. Is she going to hell now?
The former president was having sex with his current wife while married to her former one. Are he and his wife going to hell?

Then they can move on to false idols
My dad told me the flag was sacred. Isn't that worshipping a false idol?
My Grandma told me that money was the most important thing in life. Is that okay?

My dad is a drunk who beats my mom. Do I still have to honor him?
My mom is a drug addict who abandoned us? I should honor and obey her wishes, right?

And have teachers flat out ask for a clear response to these questions. Not "How do I address this?", but tell me the official words to use when these questions arise.


Let's see those assholes wriggle around and try to get out of what those commandments REALLY mean.

[Dave's Not Here Man]

I'm crazy from the heat so feel free to correct me if I'm wrong but wasn't this issue settled at least once before? I mean before now but after the First Amendment was ratified.

[k9krap]

I know you all hate memes, but this applies.

[Dave's Not Here Man]

I don't hate that one.

[k9krap]

This isn’t really a meme. I thought it to be a good idea!

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Yeah, you're using too many big words there you libtard elitist!

I like taunting them by asking them to name ONE significant thing Trump did while in office that was good for everyone. So far not a one has risen to the challenge.
So I point out that while I don't like the man and don't support his policies, he did do one amazing thing - once he realized the severity of the COVID epidemic, he provided extra funding and support so a vaccine could be quickly developed, cutting through red taps and normal delays. Without his push to do this, who knows how many more would have died?

Stops them dead every time - "That was Biden's doing!" Nope - Trump did it. It's too bad he didn't do a better job of promoting it, eh?

[Dave's Not Here Man]

Wasn't it also his pen that made virtual doctors visits not only possible but also required insurance to pay for them?

It's easier for his haters to be specific since they tend to be better educated and informed rather than simple minds just following the biblical figure without reading the book. Because you'd have to ya know, be able to read.

[Dave's Not Here Man]

I have to admit. The other day I said there was only one thing he did right and now we're up to maybe 2.5 he doesn't get full credit on your point because he handled the whole thing wrong from the start and continued to spread lies and play politics throughout.