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Post by Dave's Not Here Man on Jul 7, 2024 12:26:15 GMT -5
Went outside to roll down the windows in the van and water the grass seed and flowers, but forgot to put on sunscreen.
Or pants.
Neighbors were unusually friendly today.
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Post by minx on Jul 8, 2024 13:33:26 GMT -5
See? You went out without pants and lived to tell the tale! Take a walk on the wild side John - you'll never wear pants again! ![:)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/smiley.png)
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Post by Dave's Not Here Man on Jul 8, 2024 13:56:58 GMT -5
Well I had on my drawers. Thank goodness I wear boxer briefs and an oversized shirt. Still, had to be a sight....
I joked with JJ that it was the nextdoor neighbor with the two teenage boys and a little one, I said they already wear their pants around their knees so they can't say shit. Wonder if "Boomer watering lawn in underwear" is going viral on the tok yet?
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Post by minx on Jul 10, 2024 8:15:47 GMT -5
Nextdoor post
I saw my neighbor out watering the plants and it looked like he was only wearing a shirt. What should I do?
Answers Call 911 Shoot him
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Post by k9krap on Jul 10, 2024 17:06:54 GMT -5
As miserable as my house has been, I still cannot shed clothes. It’s nearly 80 in here, but I’m fully clothed, down to compression socks, Bombas, and tennis shoes.
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Post by minx on Jul 11, 2024 7:23:14 GMT -5
Maybe something looser Pam - I'm thinking jammies here? Something that keeps you covered, but is cooler.
I've been doing sundresses all week - I somehow have a bunch of them (probably because they are cheap and looser). Spouse asked me yesterday why I was suddenly dressing up for work!
Jokes on him today - jammie shorts and an oversized t-shirt!
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Post by k9krap on Jul 11, 2024 16:50:40 GMT -5
There were a couple times I stripped outside. Once, when I lived in “downtown” King George on route 3, I had a diarrhea attack while I was walking my dogs. Let the dogs in the house, then stood on the carport and stripped down. For all the world to see. After I moved here, I used to put out baby pools for my pups to use. One chilly fall afternoon, I decided it was time to dump the icky leaf-filled pool water. Of course, in my efforts, I ended up falling IN the fucking pool! But I believe I did most of my stripping that time in the garage. (I think my sweats are still out there. 🤣)
Everything I wear is loose. My T-shirts are 5x (unisex) or as large as I can get them. My capris are 3 sizes bigger than I should wear (hence the need for drawstrings). I prefer baggy, loose clothing. The only tight things I wear are the compression socks and my shoes. I’m so thrilled with the results of the compression socks I hesitate to give them up. The reduction of restless legs has been absolutely amazing. Don’t get me wrong, I still have them but it is much less intense and for shorter periods.
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Post by minx on Jul 12, 2024 8:02:51 GMT -5
I wouldn't give up the socks either.
My old boss had a few diarrhea stories that were hysterical as hell. I mean doubled over crying stories. One was about his first date with his wife. They went to some type of street fair and he was so nervous that he had to run to the nearest bathroom. One stall and there weren't a lot of bathrooms at the place. She wanted to use the bathroom after him and his words were "I don't think that's a very good idea".
I think they're going on 20 years of marriage now. But for a while those who had heard the story would always respond with "I don't think that's a very good idea" whenever someone on the team said they needed a bathroom break.
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