It was a very good attempt

[minx]

A tremendous attempt.

Man, is Trump cashing in on this assignation attempt or what?

Would be nice if they recovered the bulled that 'ripped through his ear', wouldn't it?
And if a doctor could explain why his ear is still bandaged like a war wound?

Nah. Better to sow discord.

Didn't listen to any of his 90 minute speech.  Glad I wasn't in the crowd - I would have fallen asleep.

[Dave's Not Here Man]

You have a better chance getting me to start jogging than watching 2 seconds of that convention let alone sitting through that fucking douchebag give a speech. I would rather my ear been shot off.

Something really crazy I was thinking about; What if that assassination attempt had humbled Felonious D a little bit and instead of the standard supremacist approach, he had taken the podium at the convention and issued a sincere appeal for unity, decency, etc and that it would start with him?

Hey I said it was really crazy, now clean the diet coke off your screen.

[k9krap]

I’m surprised he didn’t claim he was dead for 3 days and was resurrected.

[minx]

Melania and Ivanka were at the tomb!

Seriously though - I have a ton of gauze pads - relicts of first aid kits over time.
Should have flown to Milwaukee - would have been rich! 'Get your authentic gauze pad and look like an idiot!'
Only $5 a piece! For an extra $2, I'll throw in some surgical tape so you can look exactly like your idol too.

I will give credit to the folks who were in the right place at the right time and cashed in.

[k9krap]

Mike Lindel missed his calling.

[k9krap]

I didn’t see/hear his speech at the convention. But I just read this analysis. Holy shit!

[minx]

I read that he stayed on script for all of 5 minutes before going off on his usual weird-ass rants.
And his followers ate up every word of course.

[k9krap]

80+ lies in the first 6 minutes. Has to be a record. Or something.

[minx]

Nah, just a typical day in Trump World.