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Post by Dave's Not Here Man on Nov 5, 2015 11:12:46 GMT -5
Interviewer:
"What would you say is you biggest weakness"?
Interviewee:
"Honesty".
Interviewer:
"I don't think honesty is considered a weakness".
Interviewee:
"I don't give a fuck what you think".
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Post by bobathon on Nov 5, 2015 12:41:34 GMT -5
LOLz.
New plant worker to foreman: Hey, I'm the only guy without a shovel. I need a shovel.
Foreman: ah, don't worry about it, we aren't doing any work today anyhow.
Worker: Fine, but I still need something to lean on.
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Post by MF on Nov 5, 2015 17:11:58 GMT -5
Contractor goes down on the corner and hires 3 laborers, a mexican, a black guy, and an oriental guy.
He takes them to this large pile of dirt that needed to be moved about 10 feet.
To the black guy,,"you get a shovel and shovel the dirt over there"
To the Mexican,,"you get a broom and sweep the dirt into piles for the guy with the shovel"
He then looks at the oriental guy and said "you are in charge of the supplies. You can get everything out of the supply room. I have to got to my other site but will be back in a couple hours, you should be done and will pay you then"
He leaves and comes back in 2 hrs and NOTHING HAS BEEN DONE!! The black guy and the Mexican are sitting on the big pile of dirt that has not been moved,, What the hell have you been doing 
The black guy said he never got a shovel so he could not move the dirt....
Si, senor, says the Mexican. He never got a broom so he could not sweep...
"And where THE HELL is that damn China man ?"
He was no where to be found so he walked around the pile of dirt when...,
The China man jumps out, waving his arms, and said....
are you ready ??
SURPLIZE!!!!!!!! 
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