Christians Are Nicer Child Molesters

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As you will recall, professional Christian scold, Mike Huckabee, asked the public to look the other way when it turned out that one of the Kardashians of Christ -- Josh Duggar -- is a child molester. Now, Tom DeLay has asked a judge to do likewise for Dennis Hastert. Tom and Mike have just announced that they are forming a new lobbying group to be called “Politicians Exonerating Deviants Of Sin” [D/B/A “PEDOS”]. PEDOS will help stanch the persecution of adults who touch children inappropriately, but only if those adults own Bibles, with the slogan: "Christians are nicer molesters!" (As America’s Best Christian™, I’ve taken the trouble to footnote Delay’s statement for you. You’re welcome!) -
Mrs. Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian

www.usatoday.com/story/news/2016/04/22/tom-delay-ex-cia-director-ask-judge-go-easy-dennis-hastert/83412948/

[bobathon]

I think all of those letters should have started out "Other than the serial child molestation, here's why I like him:".

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He's a really great guy when he's not diddling the kids, really he is!