renthal
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What a guy.
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Post by renthal on Oct 19, 2015 14:26:25 GMT -5
Why was everybody kung foo fighting?
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Post by minx on Oct 19, 2015 14:54:56 GMT -5
It was because they were fast and they could kick the shit out of anyone who dared to ask that question!
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Wyatt.Earp.@ok.cor
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Tell 'em I comin'.... and I'm bringin' hell with me!,,, tic,,,tic,,,,tic,,,,
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Post by Wyatt.Earp.@ok.cor on Oct 19, 2015 15:04:32 GMT -5
It was a little bit frightening.
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Post by Dave's Not Here Man on Oct 19, 2015 15:08:06 GMT -5
Well I don't know if I can explain this with words easily understood by ignorant muricans. But once upon a time, during the Kung Dynasty, the Kung's Fu was plentiful. There were many decades of peace, since everyone had pretty much the same Fu as the next guy. But as the Kung Dynasty came to an uneasy end, discord began amongst the land when the Fu got more scarce. Soon, everyone was fighting for Kung Fu.... ergo Kung Fu fighting.... or as we might call it today "trippin over some bull shit".
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renthal
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What a guy.
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Post by renthal on Oct 19, 2015 15:10:16 GMT -5
What about the Duck Dynasty?
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Post by Dave's Not Here Man on Oct 19, 2015 15:11:18 GMT -5
Fuck if I know.
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renthal
mob associate
What a guy.
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Post by renthal on Oct 19, 2015 15:13:10 GMT -5
Did you know General Tso was a coward. He ran in battle. That's where the phrase " General Tso's chicken " came from.
Yep.
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Post by Dave's Not Here Man on Oct 19, 2015 15:21:16 GMT -5
If that's true, please don't tell me where poo poo platter comes from!!!
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Post by minx on Oct 19, 2015 16:08:02 GMT -5
It's what General Tso did as he ran away
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Post by k9krap on Oct 19, 2015 16:26:21 GMT -5
If that's true, please don't tell me where poo poo platter comes from!!! Technically, it's "puu puu".
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renthal
mob associate
What a guy.
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Post by renthal on Oct 19, 2015 16:29:13 GMT -5
If that's true, please don't tell me where poo poo platter comes from!!! Technically, it's "puu puu". Speaking of poo poo, does your screen name mean dog doo, or am I missing something? I really hope Im missing something...
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Post by Dave's Not Here Man on Oct 19, 2015 16:32:03 GMT -5
That's a user name you wouldn't want to step in any more than jizz o'pete.
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Post by MF on Oct 19, 2015 16:33:09 GMT -5
Why was everybody kung foo fighting? You'll have to ask Funky Billy Chin or little Sammy Chung,,,,
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Post by k9krap on Oct 19, 2015 16:33:34 GMT -5
Technically, it's "puu puu". Speaking of poo poo, does your screen name mean dog doo, or am I missing something? I really hope Im missing something... I have several emails, one being this one. It's shorter than k9kisses, so I use it more. It can mean dog poop, but it can also mean all the stuff associated with dogs, as in doggy paraphernalia or gear. The meaning is in the eye/ear of the beholder/reader. In other words, it's up to you. Ive certainly scooped enough poop for several doggy lifetimes!
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