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Post by No. 1 son on May 28, 2017 16:00:47 GMT -5
I was or is a southern batiste, as far as my records show. I can't confess like the Catholics, or bullshit my way thru like the Mormons, or bribe my way out like the Jews. If I go Baptist, it would just cost me money, and I might be raped, but that would end it. My transgression is this: I forgot Walker TR's first name. I was watching the episode today where Walker was tracking the Interpol's mos' dangerous assassin in Dallas on the grassy knoll ( wouldnja know it?) who was there to assassinate half of the Israeli ambassador's staff. I thought Herschel. Johnny, Mayor, Bubba, what in the hell was it? I looked it up, and now I am At One, but this doesn't mitigate my shame. I remembered the Alamo, 911, Monika Lewinski, but failed my country here.
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DA
mob associate
Hello? Is this thing on?
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Post by DA on May 28, 2017 19:03:53 GMT -5
What? So you're going to make us look it up now too?
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Post by No. 1 son on May 29, 2017 6:37:37 GMT -5
It's Cordell, you heathen. Why do you hate Merica?
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Post by minx on May 29, 2017 9:49:04 GMT -5
I don't think there's enough holy water in the world to cleanse both of you for your trangressions!
Although I had to look it up too....
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renthal
mob associate
What a guy.
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Post by renthal on May 29, 2017 11:18:42 GMT -5
Cordell is so tough, he doesn't masturbate. He rapes his hand.
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Post by No. 1 son on May 29, 2017 12:46:45 GMT -5
Cordell doesn't wear a a watch. HE'L decide what time it is.
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Post by No. 1 son on Jun 5, 2017 17:31:58 GMT -5
Watching the conclusion here, the suspense is palatable. Cordell is tailing the most dangerous killer in the world with the head of Interpol in his truck. You know his truck, the dodge 3500 dually with the lift kit in Hot Silver, with 10 off-road lights on the roof, mermaid mud flaps, long horns on the grill, and of course his 48" cowboy hat. Following him down a residential street at noon, approximately 100 ' back. This guy is good.
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