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Post by minx on Sept 19, 2017 12:35:08 GMT -5
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Post by k9krap on Sept 19, 2017 13:19:59 GMT -5
His penis could lift 5 lbs? Also, there's a joke in that fire department name. Worms.
Renthal, where are you?
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Post by minx on Sept 19, 2017 13:44:17 GMT -5
I think that was the problem - he couldn't lift 5 lbs...
Is it wrong that I now want to know the diameter of the hole in a 5lb weight?
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pasta
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Post by pasta on Sept 21, 2017 20:46:38 GMT -5
It's a little over 50mm for an Olympic bar.
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Post by minx on Sept 22, 2017 8:23:21 GMT -5
Dammit man, we're Americans here - we need to know it in inches!
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Post by bobathon on Sept 22, 2017 8:27:05 GMT -5
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Post by minx on Sept 22, 2017 8:28:22 GMT -5
Thank you - my curiosity has now been satisfied.
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Post by Dave's Not Here Man on Sept 22, 2017 10:55:23 GMT -5
On the morning of his birthday every year since they were married, Henry would stand in front of his wife, fully ten-hut, and grip the hydraulics and push down to show how rigid his erection was. For years and years he could barely so much as move it even a little bit. It was quite impressive indeed. Then on his 85th birthday Henry, as he had done all those years, performed his ritual, but much to his shock and surprise, he pushed his Cupid's Battering Ram almost all the way to pointing at the floor. At first his face was blank but almost instantly a grin came over him, and he told his wife "look honey! I'm getting stronger!"
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