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Post by bobathon on Jun 21, 2019 7:38:57 GMT -5
Threatens Iran.
Says maybe it was a mistake.
Orders a retaliatory strike anyway.
Backs down and calls off the strike, after it was underway.
Somewhere along the way, Putin said a strike would be Bad.
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Post by No. 1 son on Jun 21, 2019 8:01:08 GMT -5
It's very dangerous for the world now that our Defenders of the World are having trouble starting another elective war. What an opportune time for a big time "incident" to happen, and our investigators found membership cards for the I Love The Attolah fan club. Who would resist then? Scarey, the price of poker keeps going up, and in an election year.
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Post by Dave's Not Here Man on Jun 21, 2019 15:03:21 GMT -5
We are in a perpetual election year.
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Post by No. 1 son on Jun 21, 2019 15:14:45 GMT -5
Damn if that ain't the truth.
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Post by No. 1 son on Jun 21, 2019 15:23:08 GMT -5
I was going to start a write in campaign to elect Minx. If anyone could shade the pentagon, the nsa, the federal reserve, straighten the media's ass out, get rid of the epa and dhs, get good water to Flint, make the poleece and thugs hug each other, and bring back fans to the nfl she could. It might take her 6 months if she can get ahead of the media, but it would happen. I am also concerned that when she got drunk on power and success she would start dictating mens' fashions and that would not be good. For no one.
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Post by bobathon on Jun 21, 2019 15:37:32 GMT -5
I forgot to mention, these are the decisions of the guy who is smarter than all the generals and is a very stable genius. And weighs in at 239 lbs.
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Post by No. 1 son on Jun 22, 2019 16:56:43 GMT -5
Minx, are you available and ready to take on the swamp zombie prostitute wannabe parties? Now is the time of our greatest need.
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Post by bobathon on Jun 22, 2019 17:00:41 GMT -5
Hey! Don't be giving away Melania's day jerb!
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Post by minx on Jun 23, 2019 11:29:23 GMT -5
I am already mobilizing my zombie army, which will of course be led by dogs. Cute dogs who will bite the crap outta any mean people.
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Post by No. 1 son on Jun 23, 2019 12:44:44 GMT -5
I am already mobilizing my zombie army, which will of course be led by dogs. Cute dogs who will bite the crap outta any mean people. You know, that sounds far fetched, but with voter apathy and ignorance, that just might be the winning ticket. It certainly compares very favorably with the programs that are in place now. I'm in. |
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Post by bobathon on Jun 23, 2019 14:42:54 GMT -5
Whatever it takes to distract from prednisent indeterminate emotions.
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Post by k9krap on Jun 23, 2019 16:22:55 GMT -5
Dog men. You need dog men for your army!
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Post by No. 1 son on Jun 23, 2019 17:06:10 GMT -5
This zombie army, will they be composed (decomposed) of a statistically correct representation of our population, and will the dogs be neutered? It is a matter of record, Ms. Minx that the fbi began arresting "bad and mean" people, but turned to diverse targets of opportunity. What would you do to prevent such a progression into evil?
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Post by bobathon on Jun 23, 2019 17:18:08 GMT -5
Oh, leave it to Trump, he's just what we need. Whatever he does, it'll Be Best.
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Post by No. 1 son on Jun 23, 2019 19:03:01 GMT -5
Dog men. You need dog men for your army! Hey Deb I thought you were off the reservation. Are you posturing for the deputy position? What will be our foreign policy, will they bite furrenirs? Think about the cat people, see the immense obstacles? I still think it will work. |
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Post by k9krap on Jun 23, 2019 20:06:27 GMT -5
The dog men are hybrids, created by the US military expressly for military action. They are highly trained and considered deadly. There have been many sightings of those that have escaped the military’s clutches. They would be perfect for minx’s army.
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Post by No. 1 son on Jun 23, 2019 21:55:33 GMT -5
Ok. You mean like snoop dog? I'm not sure where this is heading. Over
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Post by k9krap on Jun 23, 2019 22:17:40 GMT -5
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Post by No. 1 son on Jun 24, 2019 7:46:39 GMT -5
Well whatever you come up with you'd better hurry.  |
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Post by minx on Jun 24, 2019 8:18:38 GMT -5
Snoop and the cats are in charge of hallucinogenics. With his experience with weed, and the feline experience in nip, the enemy will be lulled to sleep. Nacho manufacturing will soar, creating more and more jobs.
Meanwhile the vast and diverse zombie army will take care of all opposition, and threat of K9 releasing the DogMen will keep them in line.
We will not stop until the land is safe for dogs to frolic free, and men understand that part of living a good life is having the ability to vacuum their house and make their own damn sammmitches and pies!
Viva la Revolution!
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Post by Dave's Not Here Man on Jun 24, 2019 8:34:52 GMT -5
I was going to ask if everyone was back on their meds this morning but I've already got my answer.
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Post by minx on Jun 24, 2019 10:28:17 GMT -5
Are you going to share that answer with the rest of us? I for one need to know  |
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Post by Dave's Not Here Man on Jun 24, 2019 11:01:07 GMT -5
Oh I think you know.
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Post by No. 1 son on Jun 24, 2019 14:03:07 GMT -5
I am already mobilizing my zombie army, which will of course be led by dogs. Just what I thought, more bureaucracy.  |
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Post by bobathon on Jun 24, 2019 14:18:59 GMT -5
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