My Ol Vagina

[Dave's Not Here Man]

Stopped by some friends' house on the way home from work last night. They are my "those people" who have a standing NYE party in yearly perpetuity. I usually at least swing by for a couple and go home long before they set up the checkpoints....

Anyway, I grabbed a couple master cylinders of Miller High Life at a Wawa in Glen Allen and saved one for when I got to their house in Massaponnax. Took up my usual spot and cracked open MHLMC#2..... sidebar...... MHL is smooth as hell y'all, and 2 MCs for 3.77 is a pretty good deal amiright?

Okay onto the vagina part: One of their guests and someone I'm well acquainted with pulls out a bottle from the liqqa sto bag. It was Ciroc Pineapple Vodka. Pretty bottle was my first thought, ugh, slippery slope. She took the cap off and took a whiff, so I was like "can I smell it?" Yeah, I'm smooth as fuck with the lay-days that way. Smelled like pineapple juice, go figure. So I was like, "hey, can I do a shot of that?" and she was like "sure" so my buddy grabs a shot glass and off we go. First time I've drank vodka in probably at least 15 years, and it was flavored with pineapple, and it was fabulous! Call me Caitlyn.

[MF]

Mary,
  Isn't Miller on the opposite end of the scale from the micro brewery beer ya'll have been talking about ?
Were you slummin??   

[Dave's Not Here Man]

Of course it is. But we've also agreed on the merits of the old standards, like PBR. I think MHL definitely fits into that category. Let's face it, no one is gonna chime in on the smooth, easy drinking, rich history, and general enjoyability of Bud Light or Steel Reserve here.

If you're a beer lover, you appreciate the classics (yeah, even buttwiper) in harmony with the new trendy micros.

I'm also into beers of the world, but if MHL and PBR were good enough for Jesus, they're good enough for me and my va jay jay.