Great News from science

[Dave's Not Here Man]

If you don't get an x-ray, you won't have broken bones.

If you don't get your temperature taken, you can't have a fever.

If you don't get a test for syphilis... keep on fuckin!

[minx]

If you're a Republican asshole from South Carolina and don't wear a mask, you won't get the Rona.

Oh, wait....