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Death
Jun 24, 2020 16:15:41 GMT -5
Post by k9krap on Jun 24, 2020 16:15:41 GMT -5
After yet another panic attack, this one before I even got out of bed, I started pondering where I would be found after I died. Where do you think you will be? In my case it probably doesn’t make much difference, because decomposition will have certainly set in!
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Death
Jun 24, 2020 20:00:54 GMT -5
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Post by bobathon on Jun 24, 2020 20:00:54 GMT -5
I've been hoping to be a shadow after an atomic blast.
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Death
Jun 24, 2020 22:56:46 GMT -5
Post by Dave's Not Here Man on Jun 24, 2020 22:56:46 GMT -5
Not all that long ago I would have said I'd never be found. But tons of therapy, pharmaceuticals, and things trending upward have helped keep the thoughts of going deep into the woods for my 357 cranial enema at bay for now. So either slumped over the shitter or in the middle of rubbing one out. I'm pulling for the latter. Puns always intended.
PS- I used to wake up in the middle of the night with panic attacks all the time. Migraines too. No fun and a lot of it. I feel for you. Okay no pun on that last one.
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Death
Jun 25, 2020 10:09:50 GMT -5
Post by minx on Jun 25, 2020 10:09:50 GMT -5
Why not slumped on the shitter while rubbing one out? Once again, you limit yourself...
While I'd like to be found in my bed, knowing me I'll be found lying on the floor next to the dog I just tripped over.
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Death
Jun 25, 2020 10:46:23 GMT -5
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Post by Dave's Not Here Man on Jun 25, 2020 10:46:23 GMT -5
The death blumpkin? Great idea!
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Death
Jun 25, 2020 16:17:19 GMT -5
Post by k9krap on Jun 25, 2020 16:17:19 GMT -5
I’ll probably be on the floor. It’s very difficult for me to breathe when bending over, so I’ll keel over while trying to pick up something I dropped or tying my shoe.
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Death
Jun 25, 2020 16:36:04 GMT -5
via mobile
Post by bobathon on Jun 25, 2020 16:36:04 GMT -5
Ok, really they think the dog was trying to wake her, but the song has a better story.
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Death
Jun 25, 2020 18:12:06 GMT -5
Post by k9krap on Jun 25, 2020 18:12:06 GMT -5
My hope was that I would become food for my pups. But, alas, no pups here to feed. 😢
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