Post by MF on Jan 9, 2016 19:43:04 GMT -5
An executive was in quandary. He had to get rid of one of his staff. He had
narrowed it down to one of two people, Jennifer or Jack. It would be a hard
decision to make, as they were both equally qualified and both did
excellent work. He finally decided that in the morning whichever one used
the water cooler first would have to go.
Jennifer came in the next morning, hugely hung-over after partying all
night. She went to the cooler to get some water to take an aspirin and
the executive approached her and said: "Jennifer, I've never done this
before, but I have to lay you or Jack off."
Jennifer replied, "Could you jack off? I feel like shit."