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Post by minx on Oct 5, 2022 12:34:17 GMT -5
Seems like Tommy Boy may be on the singles market before too long. Are you considering a move to Tampa?  All his fans are saying he can play for another 5 years now woohoo! My thought was that he was going to end up as a pathetic old man who's estranged from his kids. And it doesn't look like his team is going to the playoffs this year, so his retirement isn't doing him any good. |
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Post by Dave's Not Here Man on Oct 5, 2022 13:41:33 GMT -5
Best current event Ive seen since the fake retirement and even his old lady bought it.
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Post by minx on Oct 5, 2022 14:10:26 GMT -5
I don't know if she bought it so much as told him to put up or shut up as far as their family was concerned. Cause she got that lawyer under retainer pretty damn fast once he reported to training camp.
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Post by k9krap on Oct 5, 2022 19:29:10 GMT -5
They had a long discussion on Howard about this. He refuses to believe it’s because Tommy changed his mind about retirement. He thinks they're both having a midlife crisis and want to fuck around. He says Pete Davidson is Gisele’s next fling. 🤣🤣
Seriously, I feel awful for the kids but otherwise I couldn’t care less. And, I am definitely not Tommy’s type! What I was more disappointed to read about was what an ass Brad Pitt is! There’s nothing worse than being trapped with an abusive drunk. I was never an Angelina Jolie fan, but I sympathize with her if that incident on the plane really happened.
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Post by minx on Oct 6, 2022 10:53:26 GMT -5
What the fuck is it about Pete Davidson that attracts so many women? To me the guy is butt ugly and stupid.
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Post by k9krap on Oct 6, 2022 19:25:06 GMT -5
I agree. He is rumored to have a very large, girthy penis. I experienced 8 girthy inches a few times - it wasn’t all that. Of course, it wasn’t in the best circumstances (he was married and I still lived at home). Backyards and ball fields come to mind. 🤣🤣🤣
Brains, ethics and morals are much more important, but youth doesn’t recognize that.
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Post by Dave's Not Here Man on Oct 7, 2022 15:18:20 GMT -5
Oh! Lord sweet baby Jesus! I can't unread that!
tiptoeing away now.
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Post by minx on Oct 10, 2022 8:49:31 GMT -5
I am on. the. floor. I thought men wanted 8 inches! |
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Post by Dave's Not Here Man on Oct 10, 2022 10:16:02 GMT -5
We just don't want our hot dog rattling around in a cement mixer.
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Post by k9krap on Oct 10, 2022 19:08:18 GMT -5
That asshole (I was in college. I’ve always said I make poor choices in men) was so fucking proud of his junk. He was a Viet Nam vet, and would drop by my parents house, even if I wasn’t there, and talk war stories. Dad, being a Korean War vet, was amused.
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Post by minx on Oct 12, 2022 8:56:10 GMT -5
You cannot imagine my rendering of these stories now.....
Well Mr. Pam, when I was in Nam, I remember whipping out my giant unit - the Vietnamese women would faint at it's huge size, and the men would run in terror at my massive johnson. Clearly I had what they could only dream of, and they couldn't handle the thought of their inadequacies!
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Post by k9krap on Oct 12, 2022 19:04:44 GMT -5
One thing my parents were not fond of is the “gook” talk. Racism wasn’t tolerated in my parents’ house. I’m not sure if he discussed his sexual exploits. I think my dad would have thrown him out. 🤣🤣
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