Post by Dave's Not Here Man on Jul 23, 2023 15:45:46 GMT -5
We'd walk in 7-11 like real men chin up, chest out, shoulders back, and take every step as as if it were completely our domain which we conquered by little more than confidence,.. every step in which our underbritches were at capacity, ...and set that 8 pack of miller ponies on the counter... M hm. Look off into the distance right in front of of us and as a if from reflex pull a fresh Marlboro Red from the pack stashed in our front pocket, then deliberately reach for our chain wallet, around back but also always at the end of that chain... Then grabbed that fake license and hand it to the cashier... knowing that no matter what happened next only meant a slight challenge
to the likelihood of scoring a good time that night.
to the likelihood of scoring a good time that night.
