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Aug 25, 2023 12:44:39 GMT -5
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Post by Dave's Not Here Man on Aug 25, 2023 12:44:39 GMT -5
I laughed my ass off. Tough guy gonna gitya.
Al Capone would be shaking in his shoes I tell ya....
LLOLLILLOLLOLLLOL
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Aug 25, 2023 12:45:54 GMT -5
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Post by Dave's Not Here Man on Aug 25, 2023 12:45:54 GMT -5
Can't wait to see the posters of him identifying as a bald eagle
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Aug 25, 2023 14:13:49 GMT -5
Post by k9krap on Aug 25, 2023 14:13:49 GMT -5
And then he posts, “never surrender”, right after he surrendered to authorities. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Aug 25, 2023 14:31:38 GMT -5
Post by minx on Aug 25, 2023 14:31:38 GMT -5
Makes you wonder how long it took him to plan out that mugshot.
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Post by Dave's Not Here Man on Aug 25, 2023 14:43:33 GMT -5
Funny I was thinking how long had he been practicing it. Probably had a lot more mirror time than normal.
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Aug 25, 2023 14:59:07 GMT -5
Post by k9krap on Aug 25, 2023 14:59:07 GMT -5
This is thee funniest I’ve seen so far. This one is interesting.
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Aug 25, 2023 17:19:54 GMT -5
Post by k9krap on Aug 25, 2023 17:19:54 GMT -5
One of The Bulwark’s writers actually described how great his mugshot was - makeup was fantastic, hair teased expertly to fall as desired, head lowered to cover his jowls and turned slightly to the left so that his ear was hidden and it looks like he is moving toward us. 🤣🤣
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Aug 26, 2023 11:32:40 GMT -5
Post by minx on Aug 26, 2023 11:32:40 GMT -5
One of my friends can't get over the description of his hair - "strawberry blonde" Clearly from his height and weight, this stuff has to be self-reported.
So she wants to know two things: 1) Who the hell after the age of 17 describes their hair in this fashion? When you were thirty did you say you had auburn locks, or simply say brown, dark brown or light brown? 2) Did Trump himself describe it this way, or did the booking officer get tired and say "Look, why don't we say strawberry blonde and be done with it, okay?" After all, he was required to be professional and neutral, and it had to have been hard to not bust out laughing at the 215 lbs.
But Dear Lord in Heaven, the memes. The memes! I am about to wet my pants at some of them.
My favorite so far is the re-do of the Lion King poster - The Lyin King. Can you feel the truth tonight? It's not where we are....
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Aug 26, 2023 14:02:09 GMT -5
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Post by Dave's Not Here Man on Aug 26, 2023 14:02:09 GMT -5
It's all fake. We're in a simulation and the navy plane shot Maui with a light weapon. And OJ didn't kill those people.
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Post by minx on Aug 28, 2023 12:26:59 GMT -5
In regards to OJ, I read an interesting article a year or more ago. The basis of the article was that OJ didn't do it, but his son did and OJ was covering for him. The author did point out a lot of things that did sound pretty plausible regarding both men's behavior that night and afterwards up to the trial itself.
Don't know that I believe all of it, but it was a very interesting theory and one that probably should have been investigated back then. But too late now.
And I totally thought there was something to do with chemtrails in the entire Maui incident. Now we know....
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Aug 28, 2023 13:42:15 GMT -5
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Post by Dave's Not Here Man on Aug 28, 2023 13:42:15 GMT -5
I thought my meme there was better than the classic Three Greatest Lies but if the thing has white feathers webbed feet and a watertight ashhole .......
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