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Post by Dave's Not Here Man on Sept 3, 2023 15:19:58 GMT -5
U nique up on it.
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Post by minx on Sept 5, 2023 10:17:46 GMT -5
Groan. In return I give you this.  |
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Post by Dave's Not Here Man on Sept 5, 2023 13:58:56 GMT -5
Guy walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey.
Slams it down and immediately orders another.
Slams that one down and immediately orders another.
"What's wrong Pal", asks the bartender?
"Can penguins grow over 5 feet", he asks as he holds his hand around that height.
"No, I don't think so" the bartender says.
"Oh God! I think I ran over a nun" and he orders another round.
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Post by minx on Sept 5, 2023 15:49:50 GMT -5
I love that one!
Of course there's always my husband's favorite...
A bear and a rabbit are walking in the woods.
The bear turns to the rabbit and asks "Does shit stick to your fur?"
The rabbit replies "Why no."
So the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his ass with it.
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