Have you noticed

[Dave's Not Here Man]

Everything is getting impossible to open for older folks? Freaking Gatorade for example. Have you tried opening on of those motherf***ers lately? How about a bag of cereal?

They are trying to week out the boomers. And we're the boomers.

[minx]

Forget cereal! Try opening a package of sliced cheese! It might be easier to make the damn stuff myself!