Post by minx on Dec 16, 2023 12:22:15 GMT -5
I have once again subscribed to the FLS (what can I say - I pay $2.50/mo, and I get to read Pearls Before Swine every day).
The classified section is down to one page, mostly 'reputable' puppy breeders pimping their pooches (the less said about those scum the better), but they do have a category called 'cheap stuff'
Usually the 'cheap stuff' are things like used small appliances, motorcycle boots, firewood - you get the gist.
Yesterday the top of the cheap stuff was 'Cattle Prod - new in box. $50.
And being in a mood from work ,my mind went all sorts of places. Mainly - what was the current owner intending to do with said prod when he purchased it? Was it something kinky that got canned when he realized what a real cattle prod was? Were his dreams of causing mass chaos at Walmart thwarted when he realized it needed to be plugged in to work?
What? Why would YOU buy this?
The classified section is down to one page, mostly 'reputable' puppy breeders pimping their pooches (the less said about those scum the better), but they do have a category called 'cheap stuff'
Usually the 'cheap stuff' are things like used small appliances, motorcycle boots, firewood - you get the gist.
Yesterday the top of the cheap stuff was 'Cattle Prod - new in box. $50.
And being in a mood from work ,my mind went all sorts of places. Mainly - what was the current owner intending to do with said prod when he purchased it? Was it something kinky that got canned when he realized what a real cattle prod was? Were his dreams of causing mass chaos at Walmart thwarted when he realized it needed to be plugged in to work?
What? Why would YOU buy this?
