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Post by minx on Jan 29, 2024 10:45:16 GMT -5
Okay, so this isn't about things that lawmakers have already proposed or introduced bills to ban, but ordinary things that would be hysterical to ban that would piss off people big time.
My choice is coffee.
-Caffeine isn't good for you, and even decaf has small amounts.
-It's HOT - people have been burned by it!
-It's wasteful - think of all those discarded Starbucks cups and lids.
BAN IT!
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Post by Dave's Not Here Man on Jan 29, 2024 11:02:15 GMT -5
Viagra.
Scented candles.
Quinoa.
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Post by minx on Jan 29, 2024 14:36:48 GMT -5
100% to Quinoa - I hate that shit!
Viagra - you can have it when women can have access to abortion.
Scented Candles - why? Whyyyyyyy?
I need justification here dude!
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Post by Dave's Not Here Man on Jan 29, 2024 19:19:35 GMT -5
Totally random choices.... but now I see I might be on to somethin'- what smell/s are you covering up??
But if I'm answering for real and it's something to make heads explode- cell phones
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Post by minx on Jan 30, 2024 9:30:24 GMT -5
Oh, yeah now we can make a case for this!
Pollutes the environment with Cobalt and Lithium
Next reason?
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Post by Dave's Not Here Man on Jan 30, 2024 11:37:28 GMT -5
Brain damage.
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Post by minx on Jan 30, 2024 15:01:43 GMT -5
Kids can't do math in their heads anymore!
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Post by Dave's Not Here Man on Jan 30, 2024 15:20:08 GMT -5
I got a bill when my daughter was 16 that had over 16,000 texts IN A MONTH She learned math in her head that day.
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Post by minx on Jan 30, 2024 17:08:14 GMT -5
Had to explain to the eldest that 'k' was actually considered a text. So cut the shit and stop doing it!!!
BTW - the ultimate reason to ban them. Bill Gates is using them to track your every move!
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Post by Dave's Not Here Man on Jan 30, 2024 18:05:31 GMT -5
I 100% knew that's where you were gonna go and cleared the way.  |
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Post by minx on Jan 31, 2024 9:48:56 GMT -5
Elon Musk's new chip will replace cell phones - it's the shizzle. He told everyone himself - the thing is amazeballs!
Funny how he didn't get one though.
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Post by Dave's Not Here Man on Jan 31, 2024 12:12:46 GMT -5
Ban Musk. The Elon, not the fragrance.
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Post by minx on Feb 1, 2024 13:54:44 GMT -5
Did you read about the courts striping him of his huge compensation package as fraudulent?
Made me laugh like hell.
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Post by Dave's Not Here Man on Feb 1, 2024 14:23:34 GMT -5
I did. I'll give him and the media an A for how they've both handled it rather than the usual incessant whining and crying while reporters bathe themselves in the stinky goo.
I'm in THAT mood today.
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